What have you learned?
I’m sure every single person has learned a life lesson while growing up whether it was from your own experience or from someone/thing you watched. So to get to the point, what has been one thing that learned throughout your lifetime that you could share with the world in hopes someone else can learn from it too without having the experience.
Feel free to post it here or mail it on a postcard to:
One Thing I have Learned
P.O. Box 712
Renville, MN 56284
For example: [My life lesson] I have learned that you should always pay attention not only when walking down some stairs but also walking up them otherwise you will end up with a broken nose.
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Know who your real friends are, sometimes people can suprise you….Oh, and an organ doner in America, and an organ doner in Mexico, are two TOTALLY Different things!
One thing I have learned is that you can’t always buy everything in chocolate because chances are that one of your friends is going to hate chocolate.
Something I have learned is that its stupid to regret things, because you can’t change them, so its way more fun to just move on, enjoy life and dont look back
Don’t worry about how you look?
dont ever try and fuck a pillow as you will probably get a feather stuck in your dick. when i was a kid i got a feather stuck and im assuming thats how it got there. so to avoid it keep your pecker away from pillows
Ive seemed to learn that trust is a strange thing …….. half the time you trust to much and get hurt ….. the rest you trust to little and nothing works out! So you must allways trust in everything because the happiness you get from having trusted right far overcomes anything negatative recived from trusting too much!
Something i have learned is that even tho life has alot of struggles theres beauty in everything. And every minute you are holding a grudge or upset over something. Is a waisted minute you will never get back. If you start early and change your outlook on life to this. You will live a happy life. There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
dont jerk off in the public bathrooms at work, use the private stalls
i could never speak clearly. because of that i have learned that i must now speak clearly because ill get another dwi because the policeman couldn’t understand me talking. even though i was sober he thought i had been drinking.
i have learned that you have to be careful who you fall in love with.
Even if it seems perfect at the time, you need to be wary.
Because if things go sour, they can really bite you in the ass when they get over you.
And when you still haven’t gotten over them.
When walking in the rain you should try to avoid the deepest puddles. They may well just be manholes in disguise.
Give out email, receive spam.
Don’t make Kool aid in club soda
Look at the world from a child’s point of view… things will be much simpler.
Don’t stick your tounge on a pole outsid in the middle of winter. Even if everyone says it won’t stick.
Normal doesn’t exist, but that is sweetness!
You gotta eat when you can.
Do things you want to do, don’t do things because you think you should. The world is a scary place. You can’t go home again.
1. life really isn’t fair.
2. when life hands you lemons, you make orange juice and have the world wonder how the f/// you did it.
Almost anything in life can be replaced to some extent.
I have learned that you have to treasure the friendships you have because you never know what kind of bull sh*t is going to screw them up.
don’t judge a book by its cover….
love yourself as much as…. if not, more than… anyone else…
but do not become arrogant in doing so…..
trust in your gut and your higher power…….
share something…even your deepest thoughts, with a friend..
hold the good times dear to your heart..
count your blessings…. not your money….
practice random acts of kindness daily…
listen twice as much as speaking….
say “please” and “thank you”
hold the door for someone else…
don’t take happiness, love,, fame, or fortune for granted…
appreciate the good that you have, before its too late..
there is always someone worse off than you….
beauty is only skin deep…
in other words, its only the goodness which is on the inside that counts.
beauty fades,, but good manners last forever…..
I learned to listen to directions unlike the douche fuck on number 22
I learned to not be scared of falling in and out of love with whoever or whatever